Thursday, May 28, 2009

What's up?

I've been working ALOT....

It's rained so much, Daniel and I have been able to get the yard mowed in-between rain storms...

I took a puppy from one of the officers that removed several from a really bad situation in a horrible area of our city. The other puppy seemed to have broken ribs and a possible punctured lung....


Isn't she just adorable? Dad named her Tippy. Partly for the white tip on the end of her tail & the fact that when she walks she tends to tip over! LOL

All she wants to do is curl up with her big sis Joy. Joy isn't too over-joyed with the prospect having to cuddle up with the puppy.

Joy seems to be resigned to laying there with Tippy snuggled up next to her!

Sunday, May 3, 2009

This isn't an Emergency, But.....

9-1-1 What's your emergency?

Uuuhhh, I don't have an emergency.

(you don't have an emergency but you dialed 9-1-1??) What do you need?


Give me the number to the jail in Atlanta.

(WTF?!?!) Excuse me?

I want the number to the jail in Atlanta....

You dialed 9-1-1, an emergency line to ask for a number in GA?

Yeah, give me that number.....

No, you need to hang up and dial 1-4-1-1.

My phone doesn't dial that.....

I'm sorry but unless you have an emergency I will hang up.

I need that number!!!

Have a nice day (click)

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Wild Life

9-1-1 What's your Emergency?

(woman panting on the other end of the phone) Yes, I'm on the River Trail by the Big Dam Bridge.






Is there a medical emergecy?

Uh no?

Do you need a police officer?

Well, no I don't think so.

What can I do for you?

Well, my name is Easily Grossed out. I'm in Burns Park on the River Trail...(heavy breathing, lots of panting)....riding my bike..................................





Do you have an emergency? (or did you just call me to tell me you are outside enjoying the beautiful day, sunshine and fresh air while I'm stuck inside this old nasty building breathing stale air?)

Well, not really....you see there is a deer on the trail......


What is the deer doing? (Is it sleeping? Playing poker with his friends?)






IT'S DEAD!!!!






Alright, we'll put a call into animal control tomorrow and have them pick it up. (it's Sunday)


No, you need to have them come out today. It looks like the deer has been here a couple of days.


I'm sorry but due to budget cuts animal control only comes out if an animal is being vicious.


Well that's just dumb.


I understand how you feel ma'am...


No you don't (at this point she's rested enough that she is no longer panting)....you see the turkey vultures are eating it.





I understand that you find that disturbing....


No you don't, I'm looking at it.


(well, then stop looking at it!!!!)


Yes ma'am I'm sure that it's very disturbing, I'll make sure that I put the call in personally tomorrow to animal control tomorrow morning as soon as they open....


Fine, I guess I'll just have to find a different route back to my car.





You have a nice bike ride ma'am....

3 Month Evaluation

Well, I did it!!! I've been at the new job for 3 months this past Sunday! I received my evaluation. On most of the criteria I was marked Outstanding, the rest was Satisfactory, mostly outstanding though....

I have to laugh though, I had been super stressed about this evaluation as those that know me know that many times my "edit" button is non-functioning....So I've really had to work on it...the best thing I've found has been to just be quiet when not on the phone...again very hard for me! LOL

Tuesday, April 21, 2009

Keep Nick in Your Prayers Please


Please keep my son Nick and his platoon in your prayers. His MRAP was hit with a road side bomb that had been placed under the road. Thankfully there were no fatalies. Nick has a grade/level (not sure which) concussion and facial injuries. He has been released from the field hospital, though his Sgt said he will be watched for side effects of the concussion for several days.

I did talk with Nick, he said that he was a nervous wreck...who wouldn't be. I'm just thankful he and his buddies are okay and safe. His wife is coming over tonight to have dinner with us....

Just pray he comes home in one piece....safely

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Job Security

Yes, I have job security! I answer calls daily from IDIOTS!!!

911, what's your emergency?
uhhuh yeah I neeze the poleeze.
Okay, where do you need the police?
where I iz

Where is here?
on McCain Blvd
Where on McCain?
I'z goin to the Walz Mart
Why do you need the police?
See these men they be following me.
Why are they following you?
theys be trying to jump on me
Why?
I don'ts kno
Who are they?
one of em iz my girlfriends babys daddy.
What's his name?
don know...(mumbles something to someone)
Who are you talking to sir?
My girl.
Okay, please ask her what her babys daddy's name is.
Hey whoyababydaddy? (in the back ground,,,,I don no)
??????? She doesn't know the name of her baby's father?????Okay sir, please pull over somewhere and tell me where you are so I can send an officer...
k
Sir what is your name?
Johnny Be Stupid
What is your phone number sir?
501-555-1324
That isn't the number you're calling me from.
Naw, that mi homephoz.
Okay sir what phone number are you calling me from?
I'm callin on mi homeless phone
You're calling me on your HOMELESS phone?
yeah
You're calling on your HOMELESS phone? (laughter roaring in the com. center)
yeah
Sir have you pulled over yet?
yeah
Where are you?
Iz tole you I waz goin ta the walzmart.
What row are you on?
9
What color car are you in so the officer can find you?
Iz in a purple car
You are in a purple car, calling on your homeless phone?
yeah
Sir please stay in the car, put your flashers on to better help the officers find you. We'll get an officer started your way.
whaever (click)


See what I mean, idiots!!! LOL I've never heard of a homeless phone!!! I'll bet you haven't either! LOL Since I had his "homeless phone" number on my screen I didn't even bother trying to verify it, I was already having a hard time staying composed and not laughing along with everyone else over the homeless phone!

More stupidity to come in the future, each and every day is a new adventure! I get to laugh each and every day while at work, there is always something stupid going on....stay tuned for further adventures!

Sunday, March 22, 2009

What we've been doing

Things have been busy busy busy around here since my last post. I started working as a public safety dispatcher aka 9-1-1 dispatcher. Nick came home from Iraq on leave, Nick bought a new truck, I bought a new truck. We adopted a new cat. The divorce isn't going so well.

I love my new job. I find that many of the calls are from really stupid people but I keep telling myself it's job security! LOL Kinda like the guy that was calling me on his homeless phone, being chased by his girlfriends baby's daddy. By the way, the girlfriend didn't know the name of her baby's daddy.



Nick was home on leave from Iraq for 2 weeks. He and Melissa had plans to get away for a few days by themselves but Melissa got really sick and was in the hospital for a number of days. She had a terrible kidney infection. Thankfully she got to the hospital when she did, much longer and she would have lost the kidney. She was home for several days before Nick had to return.



It was really good to see Nick, more of a relief I think. Just to see him and know that he's in one piece and in good health was wonderful. Nick called me late last week to give the good news that they are scheduled to be home sometime in June!!! Thank GOD!!!!!


Daniel had his final ROTC awards banquet last week. He opted to attend alone this year. I must admit that I was rather saddened by this. I think that perhaps he didn't want to feel like he had to choose between me and Alan to take or explain why he invited one and not the other. It actually broke my heart as Alan is turning the divorce that he wanted into something really nasty and he's drug Daniel into it by lying to him about me.

Daniel started school year as the Group Commander with the rank of Captain. Later was promoted to Major, then Lt. Colonel. Daniel received the Son's of the American Revolution award. The following is an explaination of the award. " JROTC cadets who are selected for having a high degree of merit with respect to leadership qualities, military bearing and general excellence. The recipients are selected by the Commanding Officer of the ROTC or JROTC unit." Daniel has also applied to the water park for the summer until he signs with the military.

Meet our newest family member. Her name is Boots. I took her in from a friend. This friend had several major changes in the household and Boots didn't adjust well. She is slowly adjusting to our busy loud animal filled household. She is just a doll, and believe it or not she's 2 years old....just a tiny thing.



I should be posting again, at least semi-regularly. I'm sure I will have stories to tell from some of the stupid calls we take. Though I will of course change the names and addresses to protect the stupid! LOL

Have a wonderful day, remember to thank God for all that you are blessed with. Love those around you and offer forgiveness to those who have wronged you.