Job Security

Yes, I have job security! I answer calls daily from IDIOTS!!!

911, what's your emergency?
uhhuh yeah I neeze the poleeze.
Okay, where do you need the police?
where I iz

Where is here?
on McCain Blvd
Where on McCain?
I'z goin to the Walz Mart
Why do you need the police?
See these men they be following me.
Why are they following you?
theys be trying to jump on me
Why?
I don'ts kno
Who are they?
one of em iz my girlfriends babys daddy.
What's his name?
don know...(mumbles something to someone)
Who are you talking to sir?
My girl.
Okay, please ask her what her babys daddy's name is.
Hey whoyababydaddy? (in the back ground,,,,I don no)
??????? She doesn't know the name of her baby's father?????Okay sir, please pull over somewhere and tell me where you are so I can send an officer...
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Sir what is your name?
Johnny Be Stupid
What is your phone number sir?
501-555-1324
That isn't the number you're calling me from.
Naw, that mi homephoz.
Okay sir what phone number are you calling me from?
I'm callin on mi homeless phone
You're calling me on your HOMELESS phone?
yeah
You're calling on your HOMELESS phone? (laughter roaring in the com. center)
yeah
Sir have you pulled over yet?
yeah
Where are you?
Iz tole you I waz goin ta the walzmart.
What row are you on?
9
What color car are you in so the officer can find you?
Iz in a purple car
You are in a purple car, calling on your homeless phone?
yeah
Sir please stay in the car, put your flashers on to better help the officers find you. We'll get an officer started your way.
whaever (click)


See what I mean, idiots!!! LOL I've never heard of a homeless phone!!! I'll bet you haven't either! LOL Since I had his "homeless phone" number on my screen I didn't even bother trying to verify it, I was already having a hard time staying composed and not laughing along with everyone else over the homeless phone!

More stupidity to come in the future, each and every day is a new adventure! I get to laugh each and every day while at work, there is always something stupid going on....stay tuned for further adventures!