This isn't an Emergency, But.....

9-1-1 What's your emergency?

Uuuhhh, I don't have an emergency.

(you don't have an emergency but you dialed 9-1-1??) What do you need?


Give me the number to the jail in Atlanta.

(WTF?!?!) Excuse me?

I want the number to the jail in Atlanta....

You dialed 9-1-1, an emergency line to ask for a number in GA?

Yeah, give me that number.....

No, you need to hang up and dial 1-4-1-1.

My phone doesn't dial that.....

I'm sorry but unless you have an emergency I will hang up.

I need that number!!!

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