You need to send the police ova here
Where is here?
To the no tell motel
Sir, why do you need an officer?
She don teal ma car
Who took your car?
She took the keys off the dresser and stole ma car
Who is she?
I don’t know, that woman
What room are you in sir?
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What is the woman’s name that took your car sir?
Just send a car they kno who she is
Sir I really need her name….
I don kno her real name she go by Lemonhead
(do you have any idea just how hard it was not to laugh at the name Lemonhead!!!!)
She goes by Lemonhead
Ya
Sir, how long ago did Lemonhead take your car?
Well, it’s not ma car, it belongs to ma mother-in-law
What kind is it?
I wok up an Lemonhead and ma mom-in-laws car was gone, she done stole it!!! She done tok my wallet too…man tell them to hurry, I don cashed my check an it was all in ma wallet…..hurry up, man she gonna be so pissed!!! HURRY!!!!
Sir we have officers started that way, what kind of car is your mother-in-law’s car?
It’s blu, ya gotta hurry…ohman, ohman,ohman
Do you know the license plate number of the car.
AIN’T YOU LISTENING!!!! IT’S MA WIFE’S MOTHER’S CAR!!!!
Sir, no need to yell at me, we have officer’s enroute…. Is there anything else I can do for you?
Naw, just get a car over here fast.
Good luck sir.
So, what is the moral to this story? If you're married and you are going to pick up hookers in your mother-in-laws old blue car and go to the no tell motel right after you've cashed your paycheck hide the keys and wallet where the ho can't find them!!!
to be continued............................
