HO HO HO …. NO TELL MOTEL

9-1-1 what’s your emergency?

You need to send the police ova here

Where is here?

To the no tell motel

Sir, why do you need an officer?

She don teal ma car

Who took your car?

She took the keys off the dresser and stole ma car

Who is she?

I don’t know, that woman

What room are you in sir?

124

What is the woman’s name that took your car sir?

Just send a car they kno who she is

Sir I really need her name….

I don kno her real name she go by Lemonhead

(do you have any idea just how hard it was not to laugh at the name Lemonhead!!!!)

She goes by Lemonhead

Ya

Sir, how long ago did Lemonhead take your car?

Well, it’s not ma car, it belongs to ma mother-in-law

What kind is it?

I wok up an Lemonhead and ma mom-in-laws car was gone, she done stole it!!! She done tok my wallet too…man tell them to hurry, I don cashed my check an it was all in ma wallet…..hurry up, man she gonna be so pissed!!! HURRY!!!!

Sir we have officers started that way, what kind of car is your mother-in-law’s car?

It’s blu, ya gotta hurry…ohman, ohman,ohman

Do you know the license plate number of the car.

AIN’T YOU LISTENING!!!! IT’S MA WIFE’S MOTHER’S CAR!!!!

Sir, no need to yell at me, we have officer’s enroute…. Is there anything else I can do for you?

Naw, just get a car over here fast.

Good luck sir.

So, what is the moral to this story? If you're married and you are going to pick up hookers in your mother-in-laws old blue car and go to the no tell motel right after you've cashed your paycheck hide the keys and wallet where the ho can't find them!!!

to be continued............................