9-1-1 What's your emergency?
I nedz an offizer here
Where are you?
Yes
Where do you need an officer?
Where I iz
Where iz here?
Orange
Orange what? What is the house number?
Don't know...
(sheesh!) Do you live there?
yeah
You don't know your house number?
No
Okay, step outside and off your porch....... have you done that?
yeah
Now, turn around an look just below the roof, but above the door way, is there a number?
Yeah
Good, read me the numbers....
1...4...2...5
Alright, you live at 1425 Orange, is that north or south? ( hate asking all these questions to people who dont know where they live!!!)
What?
Why do you need an officer? (by now I'm 3 minutes into the call, a call shouldn't last more than 1-2 unless something like a robbery, home invasion, ect is going on)
'Cause I want this mot#%r f@*king bi!&h outa ma house!
What's going on?
She won't leave
We'll get an officer started that way....sir has anyone in the house been drinking tonight?
Ya, been smoking crack too.
Sir are there any weapons in the house?
Ya
Do you have any on you right now?
Ya
Sir, I need for you to go back in the house, put the weapon on the t.v.... are there children in the house?
Naw.
(thank god!)
Put the gun on the t.v. and then step outside and wait for an officer....
Okay....
Sir, have you put the gun on the t.v.?
ya
Are you back outside?
ya
Sir do you see our officers that have turned on to your street?
ya
Sir go talk to them, they know you have the gun in the house, DO NOT GO BACK IN UNTIL YOU HAVE TALKED TO THEM, DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
click.....
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2 comments:
Kenda you deal with such interesting people. How do you keep a straight face during these conversations?
It is hard sometimes!!! It's more amazing to me how many STUPID people there are in the world... I have really learned some interesting ways to get information out of people... I must admit that my grammar has gotten really bad in my day to day life as most of the people we talk to use a lot of slang.
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