No Tell Motel, Part II

9-1-1 What's your emergency?

Yeah, my husband had my mother's car stolen. The poooolice refused to take a report!

Ma'am, where did this happen?

He was over there

Ma'am where is over there?

You know, over by that No Tell Motel

Hold on one moment ma'am

I ask the police side of the room, "does anyone know why the officer's didn't file a report on that guy from the hotel?"

Yeah, he said that he didn't want one, he didn't want to his wife to find out that he was with a hooker.


Ma'am, I'm being told that your husband didn't want you to know he was with a hooker, she took the keys and money out of his wallet at the No Tell Motel, she then took your mother's car. Technically she didn't steal the car, it's unauthorized use.

The police side of the room is saying, "I can't believe she told her that! No she didn't!!!!!!

Her husband is on the phone too, I just find out as he says:

I weren't with no HO!!!

That ain't want he tol' me.

Ma'am, I took that call and he said that a hooker by the name of Lemon Head took his car. Ma'am can I send an officer out to make a report as this is your mother's car?

You damn straight I want an officer.

Yes ma'am, I've got the call in the computer we'll get an officer to you just as soon as we get one that is free. Good luck ma'am